阿婆the GM - paper vulture ;

10 lousy things for the strong and unattached to do on valentine's day

1. sleep
2. wake up
3. watch tv
4. eat
5. use the computer
6. listen to emo songs
7. blog about stupid things
8. shower
9. go to work
10. go home

10 better things for the strong and unattached to do on valentine's day

1. sleep
2. wake up
3. eat
4. pack room
5. shower
6. go shopping (preferably alone with an ipod overloaded with reggae, rock and techno)
7. buy a lot of things
8. eat a whole couple meal by yourself
9. go look for friends working and get discounts
10. go home and watch tv

10 wonderful things for the strong and unattached to do on valentine's day

1. sleep
2. wake up
3. scream good morning into your grandma's ear while she's preparing breakfast
4. jump on your bed and spoil as many springs as you can, preferably more than half
5. take whatever is on your table and shelves and throw them onto your spoilt mattress.
6. take a good clean shower
7. go out all dressed up
8. pretend to be on a date with an invisible boyfriend
9. eat 2 couple meals by yourself, 1 really for yourself, 1 for invisible boyfriend
10. bring your invisible boyfriend home.

10 important things for the poor and unattached to do on valentine's day

1. sleep
2. wake up
3. take a quick shower
   
4. go to botanical gardens dressed in a large green overcoat
5. stuff as many roses as you can into the coat without thorning yourself
6. can injure yourself if you're feeling masochistic
7. take a cab down to orchard road (no time to waste)
8. dress up like a pretty young girl and buy a basket
9. sell your roses
10. treat me to dinner.

guess what i did?

p.s this post isn't supposed to be funny, it's supposed to be full of shit.
so tell me if it's funny, and don't bother if it's not (:

i am bored, and i woke up waaaaay too early.

first ladies' night at the cannery!
free entry to MOS!
free entry + 5 free drinks at the clinic!
free bottle of vladivar vodka for first 300 ladies entering barfly in groups of more than 4!
1-for-1 at fashionbar and kandibar for all ladies!

drop by plsssssssssss.
5 free drinks OMG OMG OMG.
FUN LA!!!! :D

at least it won't be a boring wednesday (:

what a smart way to save money for guys. ;)

and i don't know about the rest but fbar has some vday promotions
taittinger at only 99 a btl if i'm not wrong.

GOGOGOGO(:

hope to see you there ;)

happy valentine's day! (:
may the loved be loved forever
and the unloved know that they're actually not.