阿婆the GM - paper vulture ;

when are you coming back?
at the rate i'm yearning,
by the time you're back i'll be a giraffe!

i keep looking around, hoping you'll appear again
this time when i'm around.
i wish you had stopped by when i was there.
what's the point of appearing and asking about me
when the only way i can find out is by word of mouth

everytime i look around, crossing my fingers and NOT see you,
i know i'm just being stupid again
but what can i do?

so many other people care
but that's not what i want!
don't make me want something i don't

i wish i could be a little girl again
so i'll get anything i want
just by stretching my hand out.

do drop by again, all i want to do is see how you are now
from what i heard, i don't think you're fine
but i hope you are, i do hope.

try not to show that you care alright,
if you ever appear again.
because i don't want to fall the way i did before.

hey little girl on a spending spree
i don't come cheap but the kisses come free
on closer inspection i'm sure that you'll agree
hey little girl listen to my plea
i come with a lifetime guarantee
one day maybe we'll find that baby makes three
it's the ladies' choice
i'm the ladies' choice